Trooper: finally! after all these years and most of my meager salary my cupcakes are done!
In-com: the Death Star will momentarily be wiped form existence
Trooper: (huffin and puffin) must....save....the...CUPCAKES!
Trooper: (trips in front of the escape pod and accidentally activates the escape sequence leaving the poor cupcakes behind) NOOOOOO! my Cupcakes!!!!!
Death Star blows up
A few years later
Trooper: Finally! after my first batch was destroyed in the first Death Star, i have created my second greatest Cupcakes of all time!
In-com: the Death Star 2 will be destroyed again by Rebel forces
Trooper: (drops the cupcakes and walks to the corner of the kitchen, sits down and proceeds to rocking himself back and forth muttering) homework, brownies, moonshine, Vader prancing in a field of flowers, my precious cupcakes....
Second Death star blows up
Rebel forces find him in the kitchen which had blown off the death star before it had imploded they treat him of his mental illness and he happily becomes the owner of Trooper Bob's Imperial cupcakes shop at Coruscant